Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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SNAPPLE!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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???????????? WTF?

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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