Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Women's rights.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Sarah Palin

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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