knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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LIKE THIS!

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im gay because im gay

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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