A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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