What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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im gay because im gay

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Womens rights

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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