What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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hi, im sober.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Sarah Palin

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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