- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

hi, im sober.

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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