a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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