What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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