Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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