- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

am i invited to party? no

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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