Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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George Bush.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Women's rights.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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