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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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