What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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im gay because im gay

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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