Arron Glass

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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im gay because im gay

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Sarah Palin

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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