Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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