A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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