On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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