- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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