why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Got milk? No.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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SNAPPLE!

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Arron Glass

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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hi, im sober.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Anti Joke

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