Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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pubic lice.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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