Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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