What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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???????????? WTF?

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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SNAPPLE!

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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hi, im sober.

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