What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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SNAPPLE!

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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