A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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SNAPPLE!

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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