Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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