Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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hi, im sober.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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