Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Arron Glass

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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