Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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SNAPPLE!

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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