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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

Got milk? No.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

Cole is "good" at soccer

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

Arron Glass

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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