- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

ey can i pick your scabs plzz

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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