A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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