What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Arron Glass

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pubic lice.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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