How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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i was molested.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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hi, im sober.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Anti Joke

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