Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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