Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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SNAPPLE!

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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