A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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SNAPPLE!

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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