OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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