So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Womens rights

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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