Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Anti Joke

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