I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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SNAPPLE!

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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im gay because im gay

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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