You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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am i invited to party? no

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Anti Joke

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