what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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The Bible

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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