Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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smug face >:}

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Anti Joke

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