A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Arron Glass

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Got milk? No.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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