A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Arron Glass

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pubic lice.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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