A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Justin Bieber.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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im gay because im gay

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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