what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Got milk? No.

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