Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Sarah Palin

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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