A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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LIKE THIS!

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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