What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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