lol this is the best joke ever!

What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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