So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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