A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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japan4.

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