whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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