What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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hi, im sober.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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