Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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