Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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pubic lice.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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