What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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SNAPPLE!

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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