I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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whats forever alone me

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Womens rights

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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