A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Womens rights

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Women's rights.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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whats forever alone me

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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