Got milk? No.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Punch line.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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