- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

hi, im sober.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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