lol this is the best joke ever!

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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