a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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LIKE THIS!

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Arron Glass

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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