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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

Got milk? No.

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

Cole is "good" at soccer

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