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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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hi hi strager danger

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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