Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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