A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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