- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

Whats plastic and phonie a phone

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

Got milk? No.

Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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