What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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???????????? WTF?

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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SNAPPLE!

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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