What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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SNAPPLE!

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Arron Glass

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pubic lice.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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