- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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