A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Arron Glass

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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George Bush.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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