What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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SNAPPLE!

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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LIKE THIS!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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