A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Women's rights.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Sarah Palin

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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