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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

im gay because im gay

What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

Sarah Palin

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

Arron Glass

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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