Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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