What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Caitlyn.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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