Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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George Bush.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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