What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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George Bush.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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