Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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