Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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George Bush.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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LIKE THIS!

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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