Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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LIKE THIS!

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im gay because im gay

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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