a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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LIKE THIS!

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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im gay because im gay

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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