they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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LIKE THIS!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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am i invited to party? no

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