Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Womens rights

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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