A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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