- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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