Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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