whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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im gay because im gay

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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