Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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black people. that is all...

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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You

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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