What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Women's rights.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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