What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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