There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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