- Anti Joke

Arron Glass

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

Women's rights.

haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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