Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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im gay because im gay

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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