Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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LIKE THIS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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im gay because im gay

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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