Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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