Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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