What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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im gay because im gay

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Sarah Palin

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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