A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Arron Glass

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Women's rights.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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