Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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