What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Womens rights

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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