What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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How are you this morning?

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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