Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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George Bush.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Arron Glass

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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