George Bush.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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black people. that is all...

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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