why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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