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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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am i invited to party? no

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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