- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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your mommy so gehto shes black

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

George Bush.

I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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