- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

Tim tebow is the anti christ

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

A baby seal walks into a club...

Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

George Bush.

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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