Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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George Bush.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Anti Joke

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