Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

i like cats

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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