A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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black people. that is all...

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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