What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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LIKE THIS!

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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