A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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