what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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am i invited to party? no

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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black people. that is all...

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Anti Joke

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