Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Arron Glass

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Womens rights

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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