Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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am i invited to party? no

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Anti Joke

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