Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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