So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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i like cats

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am i invited to party? no

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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