knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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i like cats

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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whats forever alone me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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