What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

Whats plastic and phonie a phone

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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