Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

your mommy so gehto shes black

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

Arron Glass

am i invited to party? no

Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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