There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Womens rights

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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