Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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