i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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