Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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So you there Red?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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