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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Justin Bieber.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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