What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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