- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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