Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Arron Glass

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Justin Bieber.

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