oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Sarah Palin

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Arron Glass

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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