What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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