What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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if you read this you are gay

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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