What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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