whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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