Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Womens rights

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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George Bush.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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