- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

George Bush.

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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