What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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if you read this you are gay

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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am i invited to party? no

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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