whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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