So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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if you read this you are gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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