why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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