- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

if you read this you are gay

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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