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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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