whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Justin Bieber.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Sarah Palin

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