How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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if you read this you are gay

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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