why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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