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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

So a man is shopping on black Friday...

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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