- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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