why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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