- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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