A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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am i invited to party? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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