So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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