Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Justin Bieber.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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if you read this you are gay

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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