Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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