So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Sarah Palin

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Anti Joke

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