What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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black people. that is all...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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