What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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