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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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am i invited to party? no

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Caitlyn.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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