There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Womens rights

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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