Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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if you read this you are gay

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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