- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

black people. that is all...

why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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