Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Womens rights

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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black people. that is all...

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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