Justin Bieber.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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