- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

Womens rights

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

Justin Bieber.

why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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