Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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