What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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