So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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if you read this you are gay

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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