- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

if you read this you are gay

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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