What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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