- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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