A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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