Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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