Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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