why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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