Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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