- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

Whats plastic and phonie a phone

Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

Whats white and all over my room? paint

Tim tebow is the anti christ

Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

Womens rights

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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