A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Arron Glass

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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