An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

20

thumb_up thumb_down +34

it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The Bible

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

thumb_up thumb_down -22

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

thumb_up thumb_down -28

How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops