What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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