why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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