You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Womens rights

a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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