A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

ey can i pick your scabs plzz

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats plastic and phonie a phone

The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

how long has dibey got left like :)

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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