What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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black people. that is all...

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Womens rights

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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