Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Womens rights

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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