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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

black people. that is all...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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