What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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black people. that is all...

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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