Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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black people. that is all...

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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