- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

Miley Cyrus.

What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats plastic and phonie a phone

why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

Whats white and all over my room? paint

Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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