Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Fat people.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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