Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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