why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

black people. that is all...

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

George Bush.

whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Tim tebow is the anti christ

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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