Caitlyn.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Arron Glass

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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