- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

Whats plastic and phonie a phone

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

how long has dibey got left like :)

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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