Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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black people. that is all...

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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