Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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if you read this you are gay

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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