What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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i was molested.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Caitlyn.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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