After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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