Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Justin Bieber.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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