What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Justin Bieber.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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if you read this you are gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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