How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Womens rights

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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