A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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black people. that is all...

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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