How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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black people. that is all...

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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