Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Womens rights

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Caitlyn.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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How are you this morning?

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Fat people.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Anti Joke

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