How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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How are you this morning?

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Justin Bieber.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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