Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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