Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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