Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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George Bush.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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black people. that is all...

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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