Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

Whats plastic and phonie a phone

I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

Whats white and all over my room? paint

Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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