knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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black people. that is all...

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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