Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Anti Joke

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