what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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George Bush.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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