What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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