Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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George Bush.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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