Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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