There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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