Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Anti Joke

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