Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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