- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Tim tebow is the anti christ

No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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