- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

ey can i pick your scabs plzz

Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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