one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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