There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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