Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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