So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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