What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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How are you this morning?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Justin Bieber.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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