How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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black people. that is all...

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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