Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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