How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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