A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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if you read this you are gay

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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