why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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