What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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