The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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obamas trench

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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