"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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