*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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