How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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The Olympics

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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