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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

I have no soul so I must consume yours

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

Tell your listener to say knock knock B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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