pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

So you there Red?

Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

Fat people.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...