Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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