What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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