- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

Tell your listener to say knock knock B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

Whats plastic and phonie a phone

My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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