Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

a black man jumps in a pool.

a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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