I have no soul so I must consume yours

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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The Olympics

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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