knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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