What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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