Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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