What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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