The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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The Olympics

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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So you there Red?

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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