Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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