A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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