- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

Where is my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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