What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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