- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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