Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

black people. that is all...

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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