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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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