Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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So you there Red?

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Fat people.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Anti Joke

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