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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

Fat people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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