Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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So you there Red?

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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