What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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