Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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boobs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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