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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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