Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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