A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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The Olympics

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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So you there Red?

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Anti Joke

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