What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Fat people.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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