when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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How are you this morning?

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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