What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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