pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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