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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is my tractor?

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

Fat people.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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