- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

So you there Red?

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

Fat people.

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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