Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

Tim tebow is the anti christ

Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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