The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Fat people.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Anti Joke

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