Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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The Olympics

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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