What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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