Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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