- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

I have no soul so I must consume yours

How are you this morning?

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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