Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Where is my tractor?

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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