Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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