- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Fat people.

How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

So you there Red?

Miley Cyrus.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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