I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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