Where is my tractor?

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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