Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Society.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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banana

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Apple.

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sexual intercourse.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Anti Joke

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