- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

Whats white and all over my room? paint

Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

Har har hey

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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