what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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So you there Red?

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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