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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I have no soul so I must consume yours

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

a black man jumps in a pool.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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