If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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