1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Anti Joke

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