i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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