Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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