A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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So you there Red?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Fat people.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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