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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

So you there Red?

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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