who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

what do you call a cow? A cow

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...