- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

Fat people.

What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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