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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

Fat people.

why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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