what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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So you there Red?

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Miley Cyrus.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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