Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Where is my tractor?

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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