- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

Where is my tractor?

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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a black man jumps in a pool.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

Fat people.

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