who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Anti Joke

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