Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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