What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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