How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Men's Rights

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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