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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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