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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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