- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

Men's Rights

How are you this morning?

My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

Yes.

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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