Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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