Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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How are you this morning?

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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