Women's Rights.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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sexual intercourse.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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So you there Red?

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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