What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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call of duty world at war

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Justin Bieber

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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