A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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George Bush.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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