A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Are you a tree? No.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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