Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Justin Bieber

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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You

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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