Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Where is my tractor?

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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