What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Justin Bieber

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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