A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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