How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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