a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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call of duty world at war

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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boobs

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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How are you this morning?

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Men's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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