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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

I have no soul so I must consume yours

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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