What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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How are you this morning?

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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