How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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call of duty world at war

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Are you a tree? No.

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Men's Rights

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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sexual intercourse.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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