Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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