Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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