Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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