Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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