What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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How are you this morning?

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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A man buys free health care...

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Yes.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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