- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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