What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

thumb_up thumb_down -43

My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

thumb_up thumb_down -187

What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

thumb_up thumb_down +164

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

thumb_up thumb_down +86

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Are you a tree? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

thumb_up thumb_down +8

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I have no soul so I must consume yours

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

There once was a man from Nantucket.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

thumb_up thumb_down -24

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops