What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Anti Joke

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