Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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George Bush.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Dont look at me.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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