Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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How are you this morning?

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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A man buys free health care...

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Yes.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Justin Bieber

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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