How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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George Bush.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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You

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Dont look at me.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Are you a tree? No.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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