Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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You

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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