Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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