Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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