What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Men's Rights

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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call of duty world at war

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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