Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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