Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Justin Bieber

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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George Bush.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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