A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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George Bush.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Anti Joke

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