- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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