Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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