Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Justin Bieber

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Anti Joke

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