Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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So you there Red?

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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