What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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You

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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