why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Are you a tree? No.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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