How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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