How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Yes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Men's Rights

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How are you this morning?

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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A man buys free health care...

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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