What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Men's Rights

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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