What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Men's Rights

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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