Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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America

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

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