How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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