How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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