Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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