- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

George Bush.

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

You

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

Dont look at me.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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