- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

I have no soul so I must consume yours

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

Where is my tractor?

My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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