I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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