- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

a black man jumps in a pool.

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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