who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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