What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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So you there Red?

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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boobs

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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