What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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boobs

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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call of duty world at war

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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