Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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