What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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boobs

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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