what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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boobs

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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