What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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boobs

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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The Olympics

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Where is my tractor?

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Anti Joke

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