A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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