- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Fat people.

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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