Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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boobs

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Fat people.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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