How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Where is my tractor?

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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