What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

thumb_up thumb_down -20

boobs

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Fat people.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

thumb_up thumb_down -92

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

thumb_up thumb_down +81

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Where is my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

thumb_up thumb_down -47

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

thumb_up thumb_down -51

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

thumb_up thumb_down -175

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

thumb_up thumb_down +126

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops