did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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