- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

I have no soul so I must consume yours

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

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