So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Society.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

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