Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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