A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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You

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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