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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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