Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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America

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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