- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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