A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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So you there Red?

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Miley Cyrus.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Where is my tractor?

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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