How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How are you this morning?

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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