- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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