Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Anti Joke

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