What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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PATHETIC

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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