Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's brown and sticky? a stick

thumb_up thumb_down -14

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

thumb_up thumb_down -30

when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

thumb_up thumb_down +135

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

thumb_up thumb_down +49

why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops