- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

call of duty world at war

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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