Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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sexual intercourse.

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You

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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America

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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So you there Red?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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