What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Miley Cyrus.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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