A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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