Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Hello penis

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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banana

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Yo momma is SO black.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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