Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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