What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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call of duty world at war

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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