roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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