HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

Word play, punch-line, joke.

Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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