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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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sexual intercourse.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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