What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Yes.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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