Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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You

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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The Olympics

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Anti Joke

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