- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

Yes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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