Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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PATHETIC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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