What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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How are you this morning?

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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