what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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