Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Are you a tree? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Where is my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

thumb_up thumb_down -25

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

thumb_up thumb_down -105

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -123

What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

banana

thumb_up thumb_down +2

You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops