What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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