Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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i like cats

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