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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Men's Rights

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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banana

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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