Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Are you a tree? No.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Where is my tractor?

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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America

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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