How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Yes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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