If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Yes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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