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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Are you a tree? No.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Where is my tractor?

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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