Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Yes.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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