I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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