Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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