What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Men's Rights

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Yes.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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