one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Hello penis

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Oh

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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