Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Women's Rights.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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The Olympics

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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