I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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You

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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