Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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call of duty world at war

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Are you a tree? No.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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