Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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You

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Anti Joke

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