when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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How are you this morning?

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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PATHETIC

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Anti Joke

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