It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Miley Cyrus.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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call of duty world at war

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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