When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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America

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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So you there Red?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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