- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

Justin Bieber

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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