What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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How are you this morning?

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Women's Rights.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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PATHETIC

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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