How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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The Olympics

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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