when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Justin Bieber

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Yes.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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PATHETIC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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