Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Are you a tree? No.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Women's Rights.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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