- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

Yes.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

What's brown and sticky? a stick

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