Are you a tree? No.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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