Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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So you there Red?

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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