Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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