Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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You

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Women's Rights.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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PATHETIC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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