Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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sexual intercourse.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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