Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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call of duty world at war

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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So you there Red?

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Anti Joke

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