knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Women's Rights.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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PATHETIC

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Anti Joke

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