Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Miley Cyrus.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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