Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Har har hey

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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obamas trench

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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