What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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