Are you a tree? No.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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i like cats

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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call of duty world at war

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Men's Rights

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America

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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