Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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