A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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How are you this morning?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Anti Joke

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