An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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