The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Womens rights

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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