how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Are you a tree? No.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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