Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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sexual intercourse.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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