Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Yes.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Where is my tractor?

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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banana

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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