Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

sexual intercourse.

You

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

Are you a tree? No.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

Word play, punch-line, joke.

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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