What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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