Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Har har hey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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