- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

Justin Bieber

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

Yes.

How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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