- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Yes.

I'm hungry.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

So you there Red?

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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