How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Yes.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Women's Rights.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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