What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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