Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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