What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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You

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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