Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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