Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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