Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Are you a tree? No.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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