- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

Mexicans are like waffles

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

A homeless man comes home from work.

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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