- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

Society.

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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