What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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