What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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boobs

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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