Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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