Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Anti Joke

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