A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Hi

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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You copy and paster!

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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