What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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