Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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boobs

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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