Dont look at me.

Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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