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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

Why is your face? Because.

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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