- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

How do you call a black man? By his first name.

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

Get in the car.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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