What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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