What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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I'm hungry.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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sexual intercourse.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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