How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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