Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

Penis.

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

Jews...

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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