Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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