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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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