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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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America

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I'm hungry.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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