What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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obamas trench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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