How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Jews...

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Get in the car.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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