- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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