Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Dont look at me.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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