400 asian people walked in a bar

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Poop

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Jews...

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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