What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

A baby seal walked into a club.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

You're a wizard Harry! I am?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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