whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Get in the car.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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