Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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obamas trench

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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