What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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boobs

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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