What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Jews...

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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