A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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