- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

A homeless man comes home from work.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

Why is your face? Because.

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

Knock knock Who's there? Silence (The person knocking is deaf)

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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