A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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