I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Society.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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black people. that is all...

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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