Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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