Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Dont look at me.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Hi

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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