- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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