A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Dont look at me.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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