- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

Dont look at me.

Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

A woman's opinion

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

one day a grape was in the sun raisin

You're a wizard Harry! I am?

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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