A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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