What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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