What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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