Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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