Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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obamas trench

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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