Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Dont look at me.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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