A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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