What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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