A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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