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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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