What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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