- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

one day a grape was in the sun raisin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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