Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

Why did the moron jump through the window?

400 asian people walked in a bar

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

A baby seal walks into a club.

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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