A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Jews...

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Anti Joke

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