What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Dont look at me.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Hi

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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