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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

?"what's up" "A preposition"

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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