Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Dont look at me.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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