Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Dont look at me.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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