How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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