What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Dont look at me.

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