Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Dont look at me.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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