Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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