Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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obamas trench

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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banana

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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