You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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