A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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