What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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