What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Dont look at me.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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