whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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