A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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hey bill!

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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