- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Why was Timmy sad?

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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