Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Chicken

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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