What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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The Bible

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poop

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Six million.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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