Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Men's rights.

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God is real

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Your mom

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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