A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Women's Sports

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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