What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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like for a handjob.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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