heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Anti Joke

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