How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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save water shower with friends

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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