- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Vagina-Boob

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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