what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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don't look behind you

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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hey.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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