What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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