The Bible

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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