Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Where's my tractor?

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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