- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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