Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

don't look behind you

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Knock, knock. Come in.......

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

feces

gay rights

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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