How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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That didn't hurt.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Anti Joke

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