What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Gabe Mercado

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Chicken

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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what is big and white? the moon

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Anti Joke

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