- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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