Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Anti Joke

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