- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Knock, knock. Come in.......

what do you call a black man named mike

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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