Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Chicken

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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