Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What is next?

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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