Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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i eat poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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