On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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