Gestapo.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Hey, we're both lawyers.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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