Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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who eats pencils asians

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i eat poop

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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ballsack

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God is real

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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