Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Looks through the peephole.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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