Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Hi Shelby!!

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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don't look behind you

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