- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

whats really hot the sun

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

The 19th Amendment

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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