Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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