- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

lick my ballsack.... ok

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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