if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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OBAMA

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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you

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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