Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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