Gadaffi

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Obama

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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