What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Pickles

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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