- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Knock knock Come In.......

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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