why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Good.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Once upon a time.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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