Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Woman's rights

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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