You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Canida

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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