- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

oh hiya come in

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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