What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Women's rights...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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alert("The Game");//

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A Banana wrote this...

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Vagina-Boob

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock What

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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