- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

whats really hot the sun

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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