Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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