- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

A seal walks into a club.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Where's my tractor?

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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