- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Good.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

i'm not gay

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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