What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

your a towel.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Justin Bieber having an erection.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

whos gay? you are

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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