what is stupid and reading this you

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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