Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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don't look behind you

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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*you're

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Anti Joke

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