What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Sonic

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Gabe Mercado

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Canida

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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