Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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hey.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Women's rights...

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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