Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Women's football

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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oh hiya come in

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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A jew go out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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