what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

No it isn't.

K

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

The bird is not the word.... Its two

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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