How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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