i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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