What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Women's football

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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