- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why did the asian die? he was driving

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

gay rights

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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