whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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