A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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