How do magnets work?

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Looks through the peephole.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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