A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Barack Obama

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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