what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

what do you call a black man named mike

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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