- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Barack Obama

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Sonic

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Ryan Chang is funny.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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