- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

i eat poop

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Woman's Rights.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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