How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

I have no ideas.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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