How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Japan called... They need help.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Gadaffi

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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A jew go out of a bar

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Obama

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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