A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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whats really hot the sun

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

The Bible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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