What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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who eats pencils asians

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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