Chicken

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Knock Knock Come in

lick my ballsack.... ok

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Knock knock Who's there My dick

9/11/2001

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Looks through the peephole.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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