a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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