The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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don't look behind you

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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