- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Pickles

Guess what? No.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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