what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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