Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Sonic

How do magnets work?

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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