- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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gay rights

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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