What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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MICHAEL

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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No it isn't.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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