- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

How do magnets work?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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