What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Woman's Rights.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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