Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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