Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

i eat poop

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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