osama bin ladens hiding spot

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Looks through the peephole.

T-Dog scare me

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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