Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

hey bill!

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

NEVER

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

your a towel.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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