Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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math test 2=2

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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penis hehehehe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Canada

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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