how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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whats really hot the sun

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Chayton

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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