A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Woman's rights

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Six million.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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who eats pencils asians

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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