- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

roses are red, violets are violet

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Whats9+10 19

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

knock knock

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Pickles

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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