What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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