When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Chuck Norris.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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A Banana wrote this...

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Anti Joke

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