- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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