Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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