- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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