my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Good.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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math test 2=2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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