Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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whats better than 24................. 25

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Chuck Norris.

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women

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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