Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Good.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Men's rights.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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You smell bad? Cool.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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