What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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monkey sponge

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Men's rights.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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