- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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