- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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