Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What is black but also yellow? A song.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Men's rights.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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