- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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