An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

YOLO

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

123 Main street

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

lick my ballsack.... ok

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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