why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman's Rights.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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