Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Women's rights.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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