what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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