what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Womens Rights.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Knock knock What

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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