- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Flab

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Women's rights.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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