- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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