What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Black Veil Brides.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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That didn't hurt.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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