- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Sex. That is all.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

c+t+c?

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

How much is an abortion? A life

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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