I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Ass

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Hi Shelby!!

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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