Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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