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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's up? A direction...

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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