- Anti Joke

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

Six million.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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