Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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