You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Woman's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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