- Anti Joke

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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