- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

Canada

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

BWAT

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Nah

democracy

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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