what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Vagina-Boob

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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