Blonde Entrepeneurs

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

I have no ideas.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Nathan Gooderson.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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