- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Your Mom

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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