What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

my mom raped yerr foot

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Nathan Gooderson.

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