Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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