Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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