- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

Halo < COD

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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