whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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math test 2=2

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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