Why was Timmy sad?

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Penis!

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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