Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Gestapo.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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