Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Anti Joke

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