- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

That's Racist

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Gestapo.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Knock, knock. Come in.......

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

what do you call a black man named mike

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