What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Canada

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Women's football

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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