- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

I cant think of one (._. )

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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