How much is an abortion? A life

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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The WNBA.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Women's football

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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