- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

democracy

Cows go moo.

Japan called... They need help.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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