Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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9/11/2001

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who eats pencils asians

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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