A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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The 19th Amendment

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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