Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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