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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What's up? A direction...

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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