A Banana wrote this...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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The Bible

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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