You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

9/11/2001

who eats pencils asians

whats white and gooy liguid goop

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Woman's Rights.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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