What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Anti jokes.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

robin, get in the car.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

anne hatthaway

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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