like for a handjob.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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gay rights

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