Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

you know what hurts.... PAIN

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

democracy

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Japan called... They need help.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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