What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

123 Main street

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Chicken

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What's up? A direction...

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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