- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Unflushed Shit...

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

That's Racist

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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