what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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penis

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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