- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Come in.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

you will now laugh.

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

Knock knock (No one is home)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Anti Joke

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