- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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