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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

a catholic priest and a young boy

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Chuck Norris.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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