- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Is this a chair?

A Banana wrote this...

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

whats really hot the sun

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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