Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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The Bible

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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