- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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