What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

123 Main street

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Chicken

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

9/11/2001

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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