The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Halo < COD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Women's rights.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Anti Joke

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