- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

a catholic priest and a young boy

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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