Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Chuck Norris.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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