Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Womens' rights.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Black Veil Brides.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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