What's up? A direction...

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Hi Jacob You cool

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Men's rights.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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