What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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democracy

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That didn't hurt.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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