Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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