- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Unflushed Shit...

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

That's Racist

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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