Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Womens Rights.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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