- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

whats better than 24................. 25

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Women's rights...

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Do you need any assistance?

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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