- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

I have no ideas.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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