JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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The Bible

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Enchilada

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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