Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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