Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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OBAMA

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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