what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Womens Rights.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

A seal walks into a club.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

The Bible

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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