Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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