How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

666

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's up? A direction...

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Rock mattress.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

ha.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -23

We didnt star the fire ...........

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops