Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Your mom

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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