Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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