How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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