- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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