- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

a catholic priest and a young boy

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

That's Racist

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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