whats white and gooy liguid goop

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Anti Joke

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