An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Good.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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