why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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YOLO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Anti Joke

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