What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Chuck Norris.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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