Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What's up? A direction...

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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