what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Black Veil Brides.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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That didn't hurt.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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