What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

maddie latino

Woman's Rights.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

The WNBA.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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