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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

what do you call a black man named mike

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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