That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

whats really hot the sun

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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