What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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