Chicken

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Women's rights.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Rock mattress.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

What's up? A direction...

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Anti Joke

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