Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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maddie latino

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Your Mom

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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monkey sponge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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