- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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