What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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math test 2=2

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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