- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Japan called... They need help.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Amputations.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why was Timmy sad?

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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