What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Barack Obama

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

anne hatthaway

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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