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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

9/11/2001

A woman comes at the doctor.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Woman's Rights.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

The WNBA.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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