a catholic priest and a young boy

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A seal walks into a club.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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