What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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