- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Good.

The WNBA.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Men's rights.

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