Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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