- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Japan called... They need help.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

why did Max cry??? chicken

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What's dead? Your mum.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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