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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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