What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Gestapo.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Don't think of granny porn

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Is this a chair?

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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