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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Hi Shelby!!

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

alert("The Game");//

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

ugh good riddance

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Is this a chair?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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