Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Whats9+10 19

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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