- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Women's rights.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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