What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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hey.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Gestapo.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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gay rights

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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*you're

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women

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Don't think of granny porn

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Women's rights...

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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