Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Women's football

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Black Veil Brides.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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