There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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like for a handjob.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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