Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Women's rights.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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