Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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penis

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Rock mattress.

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Women's rights.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Your Mom

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