What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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