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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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