- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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