Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Rock mattress.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Gabe Mercado

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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