Why did the asian die? he was driving

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

whats better than 24................. 25

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Don't think of granny porn

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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