- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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