why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Japan called... They need help.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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democracy

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Penis-Pump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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