- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

How do magnets work?

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Looks through the peephole.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

You smell bad? Cool.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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