- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Chaney is a dumb b****

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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