Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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I have no ideas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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