Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why did the asian die? he was driving

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

is mayonnaise an instrument?

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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