- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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