Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

An iguana walks out of a bar

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

maddie latino

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Your Mom

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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