- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

gay rights

what do you call a black man named mike

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

A woman leaves the kitchen.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

women

Don't think of granny porn

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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