What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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hey.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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