whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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