Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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