Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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That's Racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Chuck Norris.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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