- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Woman's Rights.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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