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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What's up? A direction...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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