- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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