Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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