what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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