Period Blood

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Is this a chair?

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Jake Bowar

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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