- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Nah

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

democracy

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Women's rights

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

roses are red, violets are violet

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Whats9+10 19

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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