What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Rock mattress.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Woman's Rights.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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