- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

lick my ballsack.... ok

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

whats white and gooy liguid goop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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