A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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OBAMA

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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