What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What is black but also yellow? A song.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

666

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Rock mattress.

9/11/2001

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

who eats pencils asians

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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