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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Sex. That is all.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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