Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Poop

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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