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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Women's rights.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

what is stupid and reading this you

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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