- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

123 Main street

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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