Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Chayton

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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