theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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women

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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