Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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penis hehehehe

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Halo < COD

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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The Holocaust

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