Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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