Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Woman's Rights.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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The WNBA.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Hi

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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