whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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hey.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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