How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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