Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Homework.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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9/11/2001

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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