How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Woman's Rights.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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