How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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I have no ideas.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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