- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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