Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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