- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Barack Obama

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Chuck Norris

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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