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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

A woman comes at the doctor.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Woman's Rights.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

The WNBA.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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