How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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the guy below me is gay

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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