Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What's up? A direction...

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

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