Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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