Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Where's my tractor?

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Did you know?

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What is next?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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