- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Unflushed Shit...

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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