What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

who eats pencils asians

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

9/11/2001

Rock mattress.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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