What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Tennesse

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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