Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Turn around.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

anne hatthaway

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

YOLO

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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