Christopher Walken to a bar.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Why was Timmy sad?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

I have no ideas.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

like for a handjob.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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