Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Rock mattress.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Woman's Rights.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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