A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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