Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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France never surrender.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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