What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What's up? A direction...

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Good.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

OBAMA

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Men's rights.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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