What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

123 Main street

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Chicken

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

The horse said "nay."

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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