Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Rock mattress.

Women's rights.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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