What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Tennesse

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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