If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

I hate black people. Because their black.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Asians...

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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