Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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