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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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