why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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13 =B you just learned something

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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