- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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