What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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