- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

How many light bulbs? 1

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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