Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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