Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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