A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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