- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

american idol

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

A blonde dies Lololol

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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