Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Tony Romo

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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