- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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