- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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