- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How old are you? 7

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.