What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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