How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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