what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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