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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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