What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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