What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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