A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

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