Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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