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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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