- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??