what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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