What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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