- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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