What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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