- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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