- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Im taking a shit right now.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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