Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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