Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What page are you on The gay page.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Actually it was me Josh brown

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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