Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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the WNBA.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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