- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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