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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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