Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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pull my finger (farts)

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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How many light bulbs? 1

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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