So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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