What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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knock knock come in

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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