Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

poopy is poopy

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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