Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...