What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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