A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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