What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Nobody cares maddie!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Knock knock knock OCD

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Where's my baby??

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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