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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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