Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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