Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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My cat just died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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