What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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