Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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