What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

you will like this because i am black.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Blacks

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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