How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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