Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

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