- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

why does the man appear fat he is

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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