- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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