My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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