- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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