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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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