Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

asians have slitted eyes lol

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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