whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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