So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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I'm Polish.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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