- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

i'm hard

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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