- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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