- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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