- Anti Joke

Why? Because.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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