are you gay does your mom know

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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cool

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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