What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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