- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Women's rights.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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