- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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