Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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every cloud has a silver lining

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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