A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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