- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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