What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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