- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Potassium? K.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

These jokes don't have punchlines.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

White men's rights

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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