- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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