A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Anti Joke

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