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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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