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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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