- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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