Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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