- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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