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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Actually it was me Josh brown

whats a joke

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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