Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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