- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Knock Knock? Come in.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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