Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Jesus Christ

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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