Do you play piano? No

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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