Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Anti Joke

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