What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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