What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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A man did not like this site

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Anti Joke

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