A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

A dancer walks into a barre

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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