- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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