- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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