Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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