how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Hello.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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