- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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