What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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