What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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