What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Brain fart

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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