- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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