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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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