- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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