What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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