Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A dancer walks into a barre

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Anti Joke

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