In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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