How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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