- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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