You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I am a mime

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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