What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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