- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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