- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

A penis walks into a bar..

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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