- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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