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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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