How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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like if your cool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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