What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Cripples are lame.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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