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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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