What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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FUCK YOU

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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