An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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