What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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