Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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american idol

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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