- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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