A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why? Because.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Denard Robinson

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's just not right? Left

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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