- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Dwarf Shortage

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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