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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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