Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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