- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??