Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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A man did not like this site

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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