What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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