I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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