What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Anti Joke

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