The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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