I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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