What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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