- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

12 in general

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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