Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

what's funny about war? nothing!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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