what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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