What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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The New York Giants

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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