A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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A russian gives away vodka.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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