- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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