One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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darude- sandstorm

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Anti Joke

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