What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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