- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

i'm hard

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

5 Italian guys from Long Island

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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