ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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