knock knock Goodbye

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Death by kayak

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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