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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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