A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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