Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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