Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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