What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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your mom.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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