What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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