What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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cory is gay

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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