Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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