Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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