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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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