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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Chris is hairy

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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