How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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