How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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I'm Polish.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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why dont they make black forks

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Anti Joke

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