How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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