- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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