What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Hello.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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