- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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