- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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