- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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