- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

A praying mantis is very graceful

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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