I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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