A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

woman's rights

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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