- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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