- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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