- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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