- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Once upon a time a was born

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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