- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

A young baby died.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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