What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

A man did not like this site

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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