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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

In soviet Russia...things are different

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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