- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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