What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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