Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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