- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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