- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

White men's rights

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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