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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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