- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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