- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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