Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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this website is a bad joke

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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