- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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