¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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I am a mime

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Anti Joke

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