What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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