In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Communism hehe xd

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

I think everybody should have a penis.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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