Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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