- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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