- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

why does the man appear fat he is

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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