Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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