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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Do you play piano? No

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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