Do you play piano? No

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american idol

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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