- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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