- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Chris Bosh's neck

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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