- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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