- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

This is an anti-joke.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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