- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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