- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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