What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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The Labour Party.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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