What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

My spelling is horrible

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