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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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