- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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