- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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