Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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People...

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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