- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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