What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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