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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

roses are red poo is poo

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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