- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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