- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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