How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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