What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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