- Anti Joke

Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

Poo LOL

What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

A chicken crossed the road.

you just lost the game

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A Woman Left The Kitchen. Then Was Promptly Ordered To Go Back.

why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

hey you like pizza? whatever...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck replies, "whiskey". The bartender gives the duck the drink and the duck sips it quietly, knowing he is ruining his life. Meanwhile, two cows in a pasture look for some grass to eat.

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

What is red and green, red and green, red and green? A frog in a blender.

Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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