- Anti Joke

How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

A chicken crossed the road.

Poo LOL

you just lost the game

What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

A Woman Left The Kitchen. Then Was Promptly Ordered To Go Back.

Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck replies, "whiskey". The bartender gives the duck the drink and the duck sips it quietly, knowing he is ruining his life. Meanwhile, two cows in a pasture look for some grass to eat.

hey you like pizza? whatever...

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What is red and green, red and green, red and green? A frog in a blender.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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