Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding out you ate half a worm? Getting raped. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver then getting raped.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do old people really like? Sex.

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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

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Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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what did the catholic priest say to the boy?

god be with you.

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if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

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Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

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I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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What's blue and pink and sweet? Cotton candy.

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Q: If a midget walks by a woman stops and says "your hair smells nice today" is it sexual harassment? A: Yes, sexual harassment is a very serious subject and should not be allowed no matter your race, religion, or size.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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Why did the man with no legs go into the shoe store?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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