Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

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how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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Q: If a midget walks by a woman stops and says "your hair smells nice today" is it sexual harassment? A: Yes, sexual harassment is a very serious subject and should not be allowed no matter your race, religion, or size.

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding out you ate half a worm? Getting raped. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver then getting raped.

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Why did the man with no legs go into the shoe store?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

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I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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